“RARITY~~ <3 _______________________________________________ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. — Albert Einstein _______________________________________________ Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. Tha- that’s about it. _______________________________________________ Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. _______________________________________________ It’s better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. _______________________________________________ Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. _______________________________________________ Professionals are predictable. It’s the amateurs that are dangerous. _______________________________________________ Field experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. _______________________________________________ A real person has two reasons for doing anything… a good reason and the real reason. _______________________________________________ I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. _______________________________________________ If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. _______________________________________________ Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. _______________________________________________ Why do they call it “common sense” when it’s so rare? _______________________________________________ Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. _______________________________________________ Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. _______________________________________________ People who think they know what they’re doing are especially annoying to those of us who do. _______________________________________________ No shoes, No shirt, No service… So do I have to wear pants? _______________________________________________ The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places. _______________________________________________ Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway. _______________________________________________ You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. _______________________________________________ I remember when legal used to mean lawful. Now it means some kind of loophole. _______________________________________________ Remember never to drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill it. _______________________________________________ There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isn’t a train. _______________________________________________ Nothing brings people closer than a common enemy. _______________________________________________ A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. _______________________________________________ When people talk to God, it’s called prayer. When God talks back, it’s called schizophrenia. _______________________________________________ Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. _______________________________________________ Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business. _______________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. _______________________________________________ If you think things can’t get worse, it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. _______________________________________________ If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, why practice? _______________________________________________ You never learn anything by doing it right. _______________________________________________ War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. _______________________________________________ If you cannot convince them, confuse them. _______________________________________________ If the enemy is in range, so are you. _______________________________________________ Never interrupt your opponent while he/she is making a mistake. _______________________________________________ It’s not that I don’t pay attention to detail. I just ignore it. _______________________________________________ Whoever said nothing is impossible clearly never tried slamming a revolving door. _______________________________________________ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear. _______________________________________________ There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. _______________________________________________ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them. _______________________________________________ The trouble isn’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t distributed right. _______________________________________________ Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. _______________________________________________ The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy. _______________________________________________ A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely. _______________________________________________ Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want. _______________________________________________ Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest. _______________________________________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. _______________________________________________ A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist. _______________________________________________ The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. _______________________________________________ Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it. _______________________________________________ The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. _______________________________________________ My name is Ryan. Full Fledged Brony. Favorite Pony: Rarity - Favorite Non-pony character: Spike - Favorite season: 2nd - I like to play MMORPG's and I like to play on PSN (My ID is IchigoK1230567 if you want to hit me up on there). I like making friends and I love quotes (as seen above). That's pretty much it, also check out my Kongregate profile, it's IchigoKurosaki1 as well. I also have a list of some of my very best friends on here (not in order): 1. SkRAWRk 2. Mr_Psych, 3. Housekeeper, 4. Shiki, 5. Gingersoar, 6. Koshiyokoshi, 7. Bloodyy, 8. X, 9. Nocturne, 10. Epicdudster (and a special spot for DJzAIKz for being a MINOR best friend). That's all for now, goodbye! :) ”