Bu ,Chu, and Fu migrated from China to the US.
Once the plane landed, their names have been changed:
Bu became Buck,
Chu became Chuck,
but Fu decided to go fly back home...
(if Fu didn't, Fu should've become F**k)
Junior MemberBu ,Chu, and Fu migrated from China to the US.
Once the plane landed, their names have been changed:
Bu became Buck,
Chu became Chuck,
but Fu decided to go fly back home...
(if Fu didn't, Fu should've become F**k)
Jokes
Q: What's brown, sticky and sit's on a piano bench?
A: Beethoven's Last Movement
Q: Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named Le, Le, Li and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
A: Lee.
Brain Teasers
Q: There was a street with no lights along its road. It was silent, and empty. Lined with tall, dark trees on either side, nature made sure no moon and no stars were visible. The houses were painted black, and had no lights turned on. A dark skinned man walked on the black cement road, wearing a black suit and shoes. Suddenly, a black Jaguar turned into the street and drove straight towards the man, with its headlights turned off. The car easily avoided the man.
How?
A: It was day.
Q: One day two mates, Tass and Jason, meet in the street.
"Hey," says Tass. "Congratulations on your three sons, but I forgot their ages."
"Yeah I do have three sons," replies Jason, "but I'm going to be a pain and give you a series of mathematical problems, to make you work out their ages.
"The product of their ages is equal to 36."
Looking around and then pointing to a nearby house, Jason says, "The sum of their ages is equal to the number of windows in the building over there."
Tass thinks then says, "Listen mate, I don't think I can find the ages of your sons."
"Ah, sorry", says Jason; "I forgot to tell you that my oldest son has red hair."
With this, Tass was able to correctly identify the ages of Jason's three sons.
How?
A: Giving up too soon? I want to see where people go with this.
The Original EliteWell, if Tass knows the number of windows he can find the ages of the sons, even if we can't without that knowledge. I don't think that's what you are going for though.Originally Posted by Subin
Edit: I think I got it...but I had to make this assumption: That there isn't any twins or born within a year of each other
Elite Beta Tester[QUOTE=Subin;7395]Jokes
Q: What's brown, sticky and sit's on a piano bench?
A: Beethoven's Last Movement
Q: Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named Le, Le, Li and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
A: Lee.
Brain Teasers
Q: There was a street with no lights along its road. It was silent, and empty. Lined with tall, dark trees on either side, nature made sure no moon and no stars were visible. The houses were painted black, and had no lights turned on. A dark skinned man walked on the black cement road, wearing a black suit and shoes. Suddenly, a black Jaguar turned into the street and drove straight towards the man, with its headlights turned off. The car easily avoided the man.
How?
A: It was day.
Q: One day two mates, Tass and Jason, meet in the street.
"Hey," says Tass. "Congratulations on your three sons, but I forgot their ages."
"Yeah I do have three sons," replies Jason, "but I'm going to be a pain and give you a series of mathematical problems, to make you work out their ages.
"The product of their ages is equal to 36."
Looking around and then pointing to a nearby house, Jason says, "The sum of their ages is equal to the number of windows in the building over there."
Tass thinks then says, "Listen mate, I don't think I can find the ages of your sons."
"Ah, sorry", says Jason; "I forgot to tell you that my oldest son has red hair."
With this, Tass was able to correctly identify the ages of Jason's three sons.
How?
I've heard this before in 1000 playthinks... so i'll keep the answer for someone else. It's really a great puzzle though =D
I think I got it, sending Subin a PM to verify
PM me.
Correct! Thanks for PM'ing me (:
Junior MemberThe egg says to his neighbor: Hey man, you've grown a beard lately or something?...
The other replies: I'm a kiwi.
Junior Memberfor anyone that knows the old KoKo Krunch commercial:
A farmer was in the bathroom trying to flush his dump but suddenly the toiletbowl got broke and the dump exploded into the bathroom...
Then the dump flooded out into the wheatfields...
And POOF! IT BECAME KOKO KRUNCH!!
(Wanna buy more?)
Note: only a joke. don't sue us...
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