Stylepoints for tricky limericks about Rep-It's affection for ponies

JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
edited October 2013 in ThirdStyle News
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Our site favorite rap master has need of some new material, and I thought we could show him some real Thirdstyle Love. How better than put together some rhymes for our bud Rep-It around his affection for ponies. Could have gone with kittens, but you know he tries to keep that one on the down low.

Furthermore, I thought haiku's would be nice too, but since they don't flow with a good beat, limericks are better suited, don't you think?

The best 3 or 4 will get some odd number of style points awarded, but come on, make them count. Its the least we can do to help our bud out since he has been suffering severe lyrical jam blockage.

Look forward to hearing what you guys can put together!

Feel free to add them them in this post and will be checking through the day to see if we can get some good work.

Finally, if you don't know who Rep-It is .. AKA Phat James, he brought us the Thirdstyle Ultimate Diss Freestyle level. Fear it, as James / Rep-it needs all the help we can give him.

Comments

  • turtleturtle Elite Beta Tester
    edited May 2013
    Jason u want us to write limericks, what do you think we are here, smart and educated O_o
  • turtleturtle Elite Beta Tester
    edited May 2013
    In a faraway land named Equestria
    Filled with friendship, magic and aria
    Many don't get the hype of this town
    Some hope it will soon all come down
    But until then many enjoy the hysteria

    I might be able to make something better, tired atm, hell i dun even know if that's a proper (correct) limerick x3
  • JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
    edited May 2013
    you set the bar FAR too high ;). You ever listened to the Dis? I certainly don't expect a Renaissance of lyrics up in here ..

    Not about the pony per say .. but you get the idea

    Rep-It was taking a dump asked a rabbit
    "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
    "Of course not," said the hare,
    "It's really quite rare!"
    So Rep-it wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited May 2013
    Oh....My.........GORD

    This is beyond genius, I can't even begin to comprehend.
  • NocturneNocturne Simfiler and <span style="font-style:italic">Freakin Graphics Master</span>
    edited May 2013
    Not limericks, but I thought it'd be fun to rap anyways lmfaooo
    [HR][/HR][HR][/HR]

    Not new to the game, still putting scores to shame
    So many kids I don't know that still recognize my name.
    Been a solid while since i last sparked the arrow-flames.
    half the kids I rolled with are gone, maybe I'm to blame.

    Maybe it's that shady kid, Nixon, creepin over there.
    Something's real fishy with him, you can smell it in the air.
    Could be that guy, isk, hides his face with a solar flare.
    Ain't hittin them sugar walls until he joins the millionaires.

    Forget being a millionaire, I'm a dos billionaire.
    Gaming on a 72 inch, in a reclining chair
    Rhyming ain't hard, feel free to take some notes, son.
    The rappin game's easier than hittin an target with a tommy gun.
  • BloodyyBloodyy Elite Beta Tester
    edited May 2013
    Nocturne;39628 said:
    Not limericks, but I thought it'd be fun to rap anyways lmfaooo
    [HR][/HR][HR][/HR]

    Not new to the game, still putting scores to shame
    So many kids I don't know that still recognize my name.
    Been a solid while since i last sparked the arrow-flames.
    half the kids I rolled with are gone, maybe I'm to blame.

    Maybe it's that shady kid, Nixon, creepin over there.
    Something's real fishy with him, you can smell it in the air.
    Could be that guy, isk, hides his face with a solar flare.
    Ain't hittin them sugar walls until he joins the millionaires.

    Forget being a millionaire, I'm a dos billionaire.
    Gaming on a 72 inch, in a reclining chair
    Rhyming ain't hard, feel free to take some notes, son.
    The rappin game's easier than hittin an target with a tommy gun.
    watch out reppit nocturne's reckin the ts rap scene
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited May 2013
    Lemme take a crack at rappin, no limericks because those were lost in the 1800s along with Jason's virginity.

    REP-IT ULTIMATE DISS

    yoyoyoyo, it's your boy V4N about to bust some rhymes and bust some nuts, here we go

    your name is phat james you ain't even a rapper
    initials PJ, what, you a pair of pajamas?
    go home man, the streetlights are on and it's late
    your mom wants you to do some chores, you're fake
    YOU AIN'T EVEN BLACK, YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP
    now spit shine my shoes while i eat a snack

    yoyoyo if you survived the analtality here is verse 2 to finish you

    imma skool you old skool with the gift of rifk
    don't mess with me son, or my gift of rifk
    you mess with me and you are screwed
    caught a gay niqqa bein gay and it was you

    yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo verse 3 comin soon to a freestyle near you

    PEACE MUTHAFSUKAAAAAAA
  • PowerstarsPowerstars Senior Member
    edited May 2013
    Vote4Nixon;39630 said:
    Lemme take a crack at rappin, no limericks because those were lost in the 1800s along with Jason's virginity.

    REP-IT ULTIMATE DISS

    yoyoyoyo, it's your boy V4N about to bust some rhymes and bust some nuts, here we go

    your name is phat james you ain't even a rapper
    initials PJ, what, you a pair of pajamas?
    go home man, the streetlights are on and it's late
    your mom wants you to do some chores, you're fake
    YOU AIN'T EVEN BLACK, YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP
    now spit shine my shoes while i eat a snack

    yoyoyo if you survived the analtality here is verse 2 to finish you

    imma skool you old skool with the gift of rifk
    don't mess with me son, or my gift of rifk
    you mess with me and you are screwed
    caught a gay niqqa bein gay and it was you

    yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo verse 3 comin soon to a freestyle near you

    PEACE MUTHAFSUKAAAAAAA
    Mother of God...I love you Tiza.
  • cheezpuffscheezpuffs Senior Member
    edited May 2013
    I'll give you 500SP if you mention me in the song :3
  • JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
    edited May 2013
    HA HA HA! Awesome!
    Vote4Nixon;39630 said:
    Lemme take a crack at rappin, no limericks because those were lost in the 1800s along with Jason's virginity.

    REP-IT ULTIMATE DISS

    yoyoyoyo, it's your boy V4N about to bust some rhymes and bust some nuts, here we go

    your name is phat james you ain't even a rapper
    initials PJ, what, you a pair of pajamas?
    go home man, the streetlights are on and it's late
    your mom wants you to do some chores, you're fake
    YOU AIN'T EVEN BLACK, YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP
    now spit shine my shoes while i eat a snack

    yoyoyo if you survived the analtality here is verse 2 to finish you

    imma skool you old skool with the gift of rifk
    don't mess with me son, or my gift of rifk
    you mess with me and you are screwed
    caught a gay niqqa bein gay and it was you

    yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo verse 3 comin soon to a freestyle near you

    PEACE MUTHAFSUKAAAAAAA
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  • TasselfootTasselfoot TS Game Guy
    edited June 2013
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I'm back from the grave to make rep-it my slave.

    Rep-it was once so forlorn,
    He craved some Unicorn porn.
    Searching RedMule,
    Wasn't nothing cool,
    Only videos of donkeys stillborn.

    So what was our little Rep-it to do,
    But drive 2 hours to the zoo.
    Place was phony,
    Not a single brony!
    Rep-it so sad he rolled in tiger poo.

    Driving home, he found a magical horn!
    Off a Unicorn's head it was torn.
    And then while sleeping,
    Up his ass for safe keeping...
    That's how Rep-it's baby was born.


    Now lock this thread, cause I just won the god damn internet. Back to retirement I go.
  • turtleturtle Elite Beta Tester
    edited June 2013
    I don't even
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited June 2013
    Tasselfoot;39783 said:
    rep-it's eulogy
    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Best ThirdStyle Post 2013
  • TasselfootTasselfoot TS Game Guy
    edited June 2013
    That was my god damn Divine Comedy. Inferno, Purgatory, and Paradise in 3 verses.
  • Ozo194Ozo194 Member
    edited June 2013
    Tass pls
  • JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
    edited June 2013
    Yes sir! That is all ...

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  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited June 2013
    ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    rep-it, also known as The Phat James, wanted me to inform ThirdStyle that he was planning on, in his words, "droppin the diss trek on the universe." However, he was unable to because he got into a fight at school:

    [video=youtube;QSAfgLX2eAk]
  • JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
    edited June 2013
    oh i'm sorry. It does appear that his source of lyrics is impacted. Hope he gets better. Be sure to tell his Mom I said hi when she gets him after school ...
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  • rep-itrep-it Music Maker
    edited October 2013
    LOLL
  • JasonKeyJasonKey BADministrator
    edited October 2013
    Nixy .. postin the infringin eh?
    Vote4Nixon;39790 said:
    ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    rep-it, also known as The Phat James, wanted me to inform ThirdStyle that he was planning on, in his words, "droppin the diss trek on the universe." However, he was unable to because he got into a fight at school:

    [video=youtube;QSAfgLX2eAk]
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