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  • TheVCRManTheVCRMan Senior Member
    edited September 2012
    We went from hairy butts to such srsness. :'( its k tiza. Your internet friends are here for you. :')<3
  • blitZblitZ Member
    edited September 2012
    What's the ideal job for you?

    How many foreign languages do you know?

    Would you like to live for eternity? Please provide arguments for your answer, thanks you ^^
  • TheVCRManTheVCRMan Senior Member
    edited September 2012
    ^ After everything in the universe dissappears you will be by yourself for an eternity. It would suck.
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited September 2012
    isk;24642 said:
    I went to v4n.ask.edu and was greeted by a DNS lookup failure, why is this?
    It might be a firewall issue. Please contact your network administrator and ensure that your DNS resolver cache functional. That URL should redirect you to the EMPORNIUM.
  • kislerkisler Publisher
    edited September 2012
    How did you become so good at self-destruction?

    e: Also, more serious - do you feel better now? Like, less dying?
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited January 2013
    blitZ;24699 said:
    What's the ideal job for you?

    No job :). I can't wait to retire, only about 30 more years. But hey, with a positive outlook, time flies and it'll only seem like 29 years.

    How many foreign languages do you know?

    Not enough. I can pick up languages very easily, but I'm just too CBF to learn new things. If I ever do get the motivation, who knows...I've always wanted to be a polyglot.

    Would you like to live for eternity?

    Nope. Life sucks.

    Please provide arguments for your answer, thanks you ^^

    public class Answer {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Goodbye, Cruel World!"); System.exit(0);
    }
    }

    Haha, in seriousness, I don't really have the desire to be more thorough with my answers, so I apologize.
    THE AMAs HAVE RETURNNNEEEDDD!!!
  • NocturneNocturne Simfiler and <span style="font-style:italic">Freakin Graphics Master</span>
    edited January 2013
    COPYPASTAS ALL AROUND!


    any lucky girls?


    middle name?

    Boxers or briefs?

    favorite candy?

    waffle fries or curly fries?

    do you recycle?

    Favorite Movie?

    Pudding or Yogurt?

    Favorite Ice Cream flavor?

    Favorite Pokemon Generation?

    What genres of music you listen to?

    Best 3 features in a girl?

    Speak other languages?

    What are you planning to/already are majoring in?

    Top three things you love about yourself?

    Top three things you hate about yourself?

    Celebrity crushes?

    If you could start a mass religion, what would it be called?

    Describe your life with characteristics of FARTS.

    Favorite (1) game for each console you own?

    If you could spend five days with any celebrity/star/idol alive today (assuming they'd be super chill and fun), but you had to stay in your hometown, what would you do?

    Dream vacation for 2 months funded by Nocturne (You can visit any countries/continents and spend as much as you want.) Where would you go and why?

    Best friend of someone famous, who would it be?

    If you were to open up a 5 star restaurant, what would 3 specials be called? (for added fun, describe the dish. For MORE fun, name your restaurant.)

    Plans for the New Years (Life related AND TS-related)?

    When you were a teenager, what was one of the most influential moments of your life?
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited January 2013
    kisler;24736 said:
    How did you become so good at self-destruction?

    e: Also, more serious - do you feel better now? Like, less dying?
    I've always been good at self-destruction. It's a terrorist thing ;).

    Also, it turned out that my 3-4 month spell of constant coughing (really, really bad coughing) was due to asthma. Dunno how I developed it at this point in my life, but I'm on a heavy-duty inhaler now and that so far has controlled my cough. I occassionally get chest pains but it's life almost back to normal for me.
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited January 2013
    Nocturne;32599 said:
    COPYPASTAS ALL AROUND!

    any lucky girls?
    nop, foreveralone tiza is foreveralone :(

    middle name?
    it's a sekrit no1 will evr kno. Actually, a few people do know it, and it's kind of a funny one, but I don't want to give it away ;).

    Boxers or briefs?
    boxers4life

    favorite candy?
    punani

    waffle fries or curly fries?
    punani

    do you recycle?
    FUARK THE ENVRMENT. The only thing I recycle is condoms, otherwise I'd go broke.

    Favorite Movie?
    I don't watch very many movies, but some of my all time favorites range from Pan's Labyrinth to Borat. VARY NICE!!!

    Pudding or Yogurt?
    pu.......................................................nani

    Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
    In Japan, you can get punani flavored ice cream. Fresh.

    Favorite Pokemon Generation?
    WHAT TEH FECK IS THIS FOUR EYED NERGIN NO SEX HAVIN PIMPLE FACED CASPER THE PALE GHOST NO CONDOMS IN WALLET NO HOPES FOR SEX BIG GEEK FATASS AL BUNDY AT NERDICON QUESTION DOING ON MY AMA. GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

    What genres of music you listen to?
    UNREAL

    Best 3 features in a girl?
    ALL THE FEATURES. I WANT THEM ALLLLLLLLLL.

    Speak other languages?
    Copypasta from Blitz's question cuz I'm lazy: How many foreign languages do you know? Not enough. I can pick up languages very easily, but I'm just too CBF to learn new things. If I ever do get the motivation, who knows...I've always wanted to be a polyglot.

    What are you planning to/already are majoring in?
    I majored in CS (Computer Science) with a minor in ECE (Electrical and Computer Engineering). In addition to being doctors or lawyers, it's what brown people do. I enjoy all subjects though, from English to Business to Philosophy to Mathematics. It's all similar really ;). In hindsight though, I realize I should've probably majored in nothing so I can end up doing nothing and being nothing, which is what I am now :D. Woulda been a lot easier too.

    Top three things you love about yourself?
    1) Nothing, 2) Nothing, 3) Nothing

    Top three things you hate about yourself?
    1) Everything, 2) Everything, 3) Everything

    Celebrity crushes?
    OMG WAY TOO MANY OMG. I get a new one like every week, and if you count pr0nstars as celebrities then like every hour.

    If you could start a mass religion, what would it be called?
    punani

    Describe your life with characteristics of FARTS.
    Welp, my life is a combination of turbulent and foul, so FARTS actually characterizes it quite nicely.

    One time, I was riding the elevator down to the parking garage at work, after a long day of "war rooming" (basically, where programmers get together in one place in a feeble effort to get things done collaboratively because they are too incompetent or management doesn't want to spend resources providing individual space). I had a lot of tuna and chicken brewing in my belly (back then, I worked out and eat a lot of PROTEEEINNNNNN) that I had been holding in all day, and when I finally got to the elevator...

    *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* it sounded like someone let the air out of a big rig's tire. I wanted to keep it discrete, but realized it wasn't coming out fast enough, so I bent over to expand my butt cheeks and unleash the full extent of my flatulent force. Now it sounded like the wind section of a 3rd grade band practice, and caused the elevator to shake all the way from the 12th floor to G.

    As soon as I got out, feeling relieved but slightly sick from the toxic fumes around me (literally, if someone lit a match it would be 9/11 all over again), the project manager grabs me and says "Hey Tiza, come back up to the war room so we can re-baseline the scheduled deliverable." I give him the D: look and hesitantly re-enter the polluted elevator, which by now can be classified as the greatest nuclear disaster since the Chernobyl reactor incident.

    *awkward silence* A few moments go by and my manager starts coughing...and coughing...and coughing some more. "Goddamn, who ****ed up this elevator? TIZA, WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO THIS ELEVATOR?! HOLY SH--" His dialogue was cut short as he hacked away after inhaling the poison from my ass grenades. He loosened his tie, started sweating, and his entire face turned red by the time we reached the top floor again. No one has experienced such a level of inhumane suffering since the Holocaust.

    From that point on, I was known by my entire team of 50 people as the kid who eats a ton of protein and rips ass.

    Favorite (1) game for each console you own?
    I don't game much. The latest console I bought was a 360 but I only had 2 games for it, and before that all I had was an XBOX. My favorite and most played game on that system was Halo. I played a lot more games back in the good 'ole days of the NES/SNES/Sega Saturn/N64.

    If you could spend five days with any celebrity/star/idol alive today (assuming they'd be super chill and fun), but you had to stay in your hometown, what would you do?
    Sex. For 120 hours straight.

    Dream vacation for 2 months funded by Nocturne (You can visit any countries/continents and spend as much as you want.) Where would you go and why?
    LOL man I'm loving these questions. I honestly don't know. I'm not much of a 'vacation' person as I like chilling in one spot for a prolonged period of time over being a squid tourist sight-seeing and gettin crunk. If it were 2000 months instead, I'd say maybe a Buddhist temple or somewhere chill.

    Best friend of someone famous, who would it be?
    Carlos Slim Helu, so I could get a lot of free moniez b!tchz and so I can learn how to run a monopoly in an impoverished country.

    If you were to open up a 5 star restaurant, what would 3 specials be called? (for added fun, describe the dish. For MORE fun, name your restaurant.)
    The Stepman Special -- a gourmet pile of soggy dongs caked in delicious semen and slow-roasted over a flaming pile of shit.
    TURKEY WIF A BIG BAFROOM INSIDE -- in honor of my hero, OwnagePranks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuG0LA4bIRc
    punani

    Plans for the New Years (Life related AND TS-related)?
    FARTS. I can successfully claim that I had a fart that started in 2012 and ended in 2013.

    When you were a teenager, what was one of the most influential moments of your life?
    Oh man, nostalgiamanias. Unlike most people, high school was the greatest part of my life by far. I accomplished a lot of things, and it was nice. Afterwards, my parents got a divorce, went broke, and our family pretty much had to start over from ground up. Still trying to survive, and have a laugh from time to time.
    Excellent questions DocNoc
  • SaphiraSaphira Simfiler
    edited January 2013
    "My great grandfather fought in the American civil jihad"
  • Vote4NixonVote4Nixon BADministrator
    edited January 2013
    Saphira;32792 said:
    "My great grandfather fought in the American civil jihad"
    LMAO good times :)

    e: "I think that everyone is an a-rab. Blacks, Jews, those fruity blue tree huggers in a-vatar. They're all a-rabs to me."
  • DrugstoreCowboyDrugstoreCowboy Administrator
    edited January 2013
    Please explain in detail how and when you will lose your virginity, you computer monitor tanned fugly nerd wasted use of flesh butt stalker sorry sack of crap. You might as well turn gay and go to gay clubs and service glory holes.
  • TheVCRManTheVCRMan Senior Member
    edited April 2013
    rip this subforum
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