Stylepoints for tricky limericks about Rep-It's affection for ponies

Our site favorite rap master has need of some new material, and I thought we could show him some real Thirdstyle Love. How better than put together some rhymes for our bud Rep-It around his affection for ponies. Could have gone with kittens, but you know he tries to keep that one on the down low.
Furthermore, I thought haiku's would be nice too, but since they don't flow with a good beat, limericks are better suited, don't you think?
The best 3 or 4 will get some odd number of style points awarded, but come on, make them count. Its the least we can do to help our bud out since he has been suffering severe lyrical jam blockage.
Look forward to hearing what you guys can put together!
Feel free to add them them in this post and will be checking through the day to see if we can get some good work.
Finally, if you don't know who Rep-It is .. AKA Phat James, he brought us the Thirdstyle Ultimate Diss Freestyle level. Fear it, as James / Rep-it needs all the help we can give him.
Furthermore, I thought haiku's would be nice too, but since they don't flow with a good beat, limericks are better suited, don't you think?
The best 3 or 4 will get some odd number of style points awarded, but come on, make them count. Its the least we can do to help our bud out since he has been suffering severe lyrical jam blockage.
Look forward to hearing what you guys can put together!
Feel free to add them them in this post and will be checking through the day to see if we can get some good work.
Finally, if you don't know who Rep-It is .. AKA Phat James, he brought us the Thirdstyle Ultimate Diss Freestyle level. Fear it, as James / Rep-it needs all the help we can give him.
Comments
Filled with friendship, magic and aria
Many don't get the hype of this town
Some hope it will soon all come down
But until then many enjoy the hysteria
I might be able to make something better, tired atm, hell i dun even know if that's a proper (correct) limerick x3
Not about the pony per say .. but you get the idea
Rep-It was taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So Rep-it wiped his ass with the rabbit.
This is beyond genius, I can't even begin to comprehend.
[HR][/HR][HR][/HR]
Not new to the game, still putting scores to shame
So many kids I don't know that still recognize my name.
Been a solid while since i last sparked the arrow-flames.
half the kids I rolled with are gone, maybe I'm to blame.
Maybe it's that shady kid, Nixon, creepin over there.
Something's real fishy with him, you can smell it in the air.
Could be that guy, isk, hides his face with a solar flare.
Ain't hittin them sugar walls until he joins the millionaires.
Forget being a millionaire, I'm a dos billionaire.
Gaming on a 72 inch, in a reclining chair
Rhyming ain't hard, feel free to take some notes, son.
The rappin game's easier than hittin an target with a tommy gun.
REP-IT ULTIMATE DISS
yoyoyoyo, it's your boy V4N about to bust some rhymes and bust some nuts, here we go
your name is phat james you ain't even a rapper
initials PJ, what, you a pair of pajamas?
go home man, the streetlights are on and it's late
your mom wants you to do some chores, you're fake
YOU AIN'T EVEN BLACK, YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP
now spit shine my shoes while i eat a snack
yoyoyo if you survived the analtality here is verse 2 to finish you
imma skool you old skool with the gift of rifk
don't mess with me son, or my gift of rifk
you mess with me and you are screwed
caught a gay niqqa bein gay and it was you
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo verse 3 comin soon to a freestyle near you
PEACE MUTHAFSUKAAAAAAA
Rep-it was once so forlorn,
He craved some Unicorn porn.
Searching RedMule,
Wasn't nothing cool,
Only videos of donkeys stillborn.
So what was our little Rep-it to do,
But drive 2 hours to the zoo.
Place was phony,
Not a single brony!
Rep-it so sad he rolled in tiger poo.
Driving home, he found a magical horn!
Off a Unicorn's head it was torn.
And then while sleeping,
Up his ass for safe keeping...
That's how Rep-it's baby was born.
Now lock this thread, cause I just won the god damn internet. Back to retirement I go.
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rep-it, also known as The Phat James, wanted me to inform ThirdStyle that he was planning on, in his words, "droppin the diss trek on the universe." However, he was unable to because he got into a fight at school:
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